| On the 28th April
                        1976 Kevin McClory announced his
                        intention to make 'James Bond of the
                        Secret Service', later 'Warhead', based
                        on the original 'Thunderball' storylines.
                        This had followed a 10 year term the High
                        Court in London had set before any new
                        production could commence on the original
                        Fleming-Whittingham-McClory material. McClory
                        had attracted Sean Connery - the two
                        being involved in scripting, with Len
                        Deighton. Filming was to start in
                        February 1977, planned for New York,
                        Japan and the Bahamas. But the project
                        fell through after Cubby Broccoli took
                        out an injunction to stop the production.
                        McClory had also taken out an injunction
                        to stop filming of 'The Spy Who Loved Me'
                        after it was discovered it was (originally)
                        to feature SPECTRE, which McClory was
                        claiming he had co-created. Over six
                        years later, 'Never Say Never Again', the
                        second unofficial Bond picture, was
                        produced. 
                        It opens promisingly
                        with a top theme song sung by Lani Hall
                        and an original title sequence with Bond
                        on a training exercise. It is without the
                        planned pre-title sequence which was to
                        have been set at a medieval pageant with
                        knights on horseback and Bond
                        steeplechasing an assassin through a car
                        park. But it doesn't continue as strongly
                        as it starts and the quality of the film
                        can be summed up by Petachi's Ford
                        Cortina and the presence of the M.F.I.
                        Furniture Group in its credits. 
                        It does feature
                        excellent performances from a not-so-serious
                        Sean Connery, a superb Rowan Atkinson as
                        the British agent abroad (maaaaarvellous),
                        Alec "lucky bloody you" McCowen
                        as an alternative 'Q' and Klaus Maria
                        Brandauer as 'Maximillian Largo'. The
                        film does have its highlights including
                        the Monte Carlo chase sequence - "don't
                        touch him, he's mine". Ricou
                        Browning returned to undersee underwater
                        filming (after sterling work on 'Thunderball'). 
                        Forgettable elements?
                        The fight at Shrublands, the 'human
                        torpedo capsules' and Kim Basinger. The
                        script had also caused problems, with
                        writers continuing to work on it during
                        production. There was also continual
                        delays with filming - a monsoon in the
                        Bahamas put filming back by a week, Irvin
                        Kershner (the director) "was not the
                        fastest guy in the world" according
                        to Jack Schwartzman (the producer) and re-shoots
                        were necessary by the end of the planned
                        production date. Sean Connery was surely
                        wondering if he should have said 'never'. 
                        Distribution rights
                        for 'Never Say Never Again' were acquired
                        from Taliafilm by MGM in December 1997.
                        It was announced in November 2013 that
                        the rights issue around the characters
                        and concepts of Blofeld and SPECTRE
                        between Danjaq and the McClory estate had
                        been settled. 
                        Nurse: Mr. Bond, I
                        need a urine sample. If you could fill
                        this beaker for me? 
                        James Bond: From here? 
                        (A homage to the TV
                        series Porridge, written by Ian Le
                        Frenais and Dick Clement, uncredited
                        script associates on 'Never Say Never
                        Again') 
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